FriendComputer.net is the first inter-service group netsite in Alpha Complex history. Now citizens can visit one site for access to all their favorite service group sites instead of going directly to those pages. Yes, that is much more efficient and we have the focus groups to prove it.

Feel free to browse around, but please note CPU mandate PMCP40.735/e requires this site to monitor your every move for up to three weeks following your visit. Citizens who are unhappy with this mandate may manually delete cookies from their PDC and MemoMax if they know how to do that.

FriendComputer.net is always looking for people to write content for our website. Do you have a story for Alpha News Network Two? An item for They Surrender R&D? Even a new Armed Forces service firm? Then send us an email with a short sample of your work.

If you don't know HTML or any of that, don't worry! We will handle putting the words up on the site and making it all pretty. You just have to write something.

PARANOIA is a roleplaying game currently published by Mongoose Publishing and under copyright of Eric Goldberg and Greg Costikyan. All original content is under a Creative Commoms license held by W.J. MacGuffin. What does all that mean? Well, if you want to use the content for playing a nice game of PARANOIA, then go ahead! However, you cannot use any of the material herein for commercial use. In other words, you cannot try to make money off this stuff.

Or succeed, either. Not that it's likely anyone could make money off this crap, but you never know. If somebody could make money off not one but two Weekend At Bernie's, then anything is possible.