This is not a site for wussies, maggot!
You have found the Armed Forces netsite. Are you clone enough to handle it? Think so, huh? THEN DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY PUSHUPS, MAGGOT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Over to the left you'll find links to Armed Forces-licensed service firms--in other words, real clones doing a real job. You'll also find some links to other service groups. Why? Because everbody wants to be part of the Armed Forces--but this is as far as they'll ever get. And Combot-44/he 'Shortie' over here will make sure of that. Right Shortie?
Bask in the glow of bravery while you can! Note: we are not questioning the ability or loyalty of non-Armed Forces citizens. We're sure they are very good at their jobs. But you got to admit, it doesn't exactly take a brave clone to sit at a desk all day, now does it?
CT-19 Approved For Production
Get ready to die, Commie scum! The Computer has authorized the construction of the CT-19 Advanced Tankbot! See what you get to play with when you request a transfer to Armed Forces?
Let's take a closer look at all the killing goodness, shall we?
- No-slip treads for running over those worthless bastards
- 120mm barrel puts huge holes in traitor meeting rooms
- Reinforced STF hide (sheer thickening fluid) allows low weight but high stopping power, in case the cowards actually fight back
- Flare-launcher ensures Commie scum can't hide in the dark like little crybabies
- Tangler rifle for immobilizing the enemy for leisurely kills
- Stainless-steel bot brain plate reduces bot error by 79%
- Dual escape hatches for the other 21%
- Laser-sighting guide is an actual laser rifle
- Available in GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO or VIOLET
- B3 dispensor fountain for a cold one after a day's killing
Give up now, you terrorist traitors! will see the same format and layout of your page.