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This is not a site for wussies, maggot!

You have found the Armed Forces netsite. Are you clone enough to handle it? Think so, huh? THEN DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY PUSHUPS, MAGGOT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Over to the left you'll find links to Armed Forces-licensed service firms--in other words, real clones doing a real job. You'll also find some links to other service groups. Why? Because everbody wants to be part of the Armed Forces--but this is as far as they'll ever get. And Combot-44/he 'Shortie' over here will make sure of that. Right Shortie?

Bask in the glow of bravery while you can! Note: we are not questioning the ability or loyalty of non-Armed Forces citizens. We're sure they are very good at their jobs. But you got to admit, it doesn't exactly take a brave clone to sit at a desk all day, now does it?

CT-19 Approved For Production

Get ready to die, Commie scum! The Computer has authorized the construction of the CT-19 Advanced Tankbot! See what you get to play with when you request a transfer to Armed Forces?

Let's take a closer look at all the killing goodness, shall we?

  1. No-slip treads for running over those worthless bastards
  2. 120mm barrel puts huge holes in traitor meeting rooms
  3. Reinforced STF hide (sheer thickening fluid) allows low weight but high stopping power, in case the cowards actually fight back
  4. Flare-launcher ensures Commie scum can't hide in the dark like little crybabies
  5. Tangler rifle for immobilizing the enemy for leisurely kills
  6. Stainless-steel bot brain plate reduces bot error by 79%
  7. Dual escape hatches for the other 21%
  8. Laser-sighting guide is an actual laser rifle
  9. Available in GREEN, BLUE, INDIGO or VIOLET
  10. B3 dispensor fountain for a cold one after a day's killing

Give up now, you terrorist traitors! will see the same format and layout of your page.

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