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"You got a form for that?"

Team work

 

Stop form abuse

We all have to file the proper paperwork. It's not just fun; it's mandatory. That's why we here at CPU ask you, the average citizen, for your help in putting a stop to form abuse.

 

If you see someone ignoring their forms, stop them. If you see someone forging signiatures or writing 'Bite me' on a form, stop them. If you see someone cheating on their forms, stop them. Even if you must grab their wrist, stop them.

 

Together, we can save CPU credits and pass the savings onto you.

Mandates

CPU handles the organization and distribution of Alpha Complex mandates. Visit our Complex Initiatives firm for more detais.

Forms

CPU is the #1 producer of forms and paperwork in Alpha Complex. If your looking for a form in particular, visit our online form bureau at our sister site, Paranoia-Live.net.

Focus Groups

Want to volunteer for one of our focus groups? Don't worry, our Volunteer Collection Agencies will 'collect' you soon.