Life Line

Life Line - Sample Call

Life Line: Thank you for calling Life Line Emergency Assistance, the number one licensed CPU service firm for providing emergency services. My name is Zoe-Y and this call may be recorded for training purposes. Please state your name, your clearance and the nature of the emergency.

Caller: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Life Line: I cannot help you if you do not talk to me, sir.

Caller: Something is eating my leg! Help me!

Life Line: I'll be happy to do that, sir. Can I please have your name, your clearance and the nature of the emergency.

Caller: AAAAAHHH! My name is Kevin-R-DFT, I'm RED and THERE'S SOMETHING CHEWING ON MY LEG!!!

Life Line: Thank you one moment .... Is that Kevin with a 'K' or with a 'C'?

Caller: With a 'K'! How else is it AAAAAAHHHHH! The pain!

Life Line: Thank you one moment as I access your account .... I see you have our Caller Plus plan. If you'll state the nature of your emergency, I will dispatch the correct assistance.

Caller: I already did! There's a giant green thing with lots of teeth and it's eating my leg!

Life Line: Do you mean the color green or the clearance GREEN?

Caller: How the hell should I know? AAAAAHHHH! Now it's pulling on it! It's ripping my leg to pieces! Help!

Life Line: Is the object, device or unknown in question long with green skin, a huge mouth and a long thick tail?

Caller: Yes! Yes! Anything, just send help!

Life Line: You are being attacked by a mythical bot called a 'gatorbot.' It does not exist, but for an additional 200cr ....

Caller: Oh, it doesn't exist? Well then, I guess all this pain and blood is just my imaginAAAAHHHH THE PAIN!!!

Life Line: You could upgrade to our Blue Special plan. Then we would dispatch a Troubleshooter team immediately.

Caller: Troubleshooters? ... I'm fine. It's all in AAAAAHHHHH my head. Sorry to bother AAAAAAHHHH you.

Life Line: Never a bother, Kevin-R. You have been charged 200cr for this call. Have a nice daycycle.