Health Warnings Over Water Contamination

ANN2 News Wire, CCH Sector - The health of some citizens within a densely populated water grid area may have been placed at risk due to Commie sabotage, says service firm Waterworks TS.

Water supplies to grid co-ordinates 004501/H to 010451/H may have been contaminated with a biological contaminant that may have contaminated the water and created contaminated water. Check on the underside of your quarter's supply unit for your grid co-ordinates to see if you are affected.

"Currently we are doing everything we can to solve this problem," reports CEO of Waterworks and shareholder in Armed Forces service firm BactiOffence, Wilson-B-YQP-4. "Citizens in the affected area are asked to refrain from drinking water until further notice."

Skilled ORANGE engineers have switched off the affected parts of the grid, and are now waiting for CPU to approve the necessary paperwork before pipe washing and eventual reconnection can begin. Initial reports stated water samples from the grid area, then under the control of rival service firm H2O-to-U, had been identified as polluted with Viral Strain #32, a new bioweapon recently developed by BactiOffence, but these have since been debunked as falsity by Wilson-B.

“If Friend Computer had sensed I had a hand in the evil deeds committed here today, it would not have entrusted my service firm with the decontamination effort,” he retorted when asked. Wilson-B then invited reporters to tour around the inside of an infected reservoir, which was cheerfully declined.

We should all thank our friend The Computer, and its loyal and experienced service groups, for keeping our basic needs provided for, daycycle to daycycle.