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HPD news
A new model of door for RED dormitories is being installed all over Alpha Complex. The new DR-R model #4402-332 is even superior to the old DR-R model #4302-001! Stylish six panel design is complemented with two clear plexiglass windows for spybots, an improved locking mechanism that is 20 times less likely to stick and a food/mission alert slot just in case the lock sticks, which as we said is 20 times less likely!
If you do not already have a DR-R model #4402-332 installed in your dormitory, ask for it by name at your nearest HPD&MC Room Improvement Kiosk. RIKs are located near escalators, elevators and PLC mall food courts.
MC news
If you hear someone in your dorm at night, don't panic! He's just your friendly Sleep Talk Notary making his rounds! Did you know that 40% of Commie traitors talk in their sleep, revealing their dirty secrets by accident? It must be all that guilt from not being a happy productive citizen like us!
So HPD&MC authorized a Sleep Talk Notary to vist all bunks after lights out to listen for Commies talking in their sleep. As usual, you have nothing to fear if you're innocent! Citizens interested in volunteering to be a Sleep Talk Notary should send a cmail to sleepyMC@RED.hpd.aaa as soon as possible. The best routes are going fast!