Eat This! Menu
 		              
 
Meals
Help yourself to our complimentary Bouncy Bubble Beverage fountain!


Breakfast

Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N' ORANGEY Meal: two yeast products, two sawdustage links, an orange and scrambled soylent. Served with our choice of drink. - 10cr

Yeast Product - 3cr
Happiness Bar - 4cr
Just Like Water - 5cr
CoffeeLike - 2cr
TeaSir - 2cr
HappyKaff - 2cr


Lunch

HappyWorker Meal: Soylent Patty Sandwich, Happy Shapey Chippies, Kelp Kookies, B3 Extra Classic - 10cr

Soy Tube with Edible Yeast Product Bun - 5cr
Nutrimeal Meal Replacement Tablet - 8cr
Doctor Bot - 5cr
CoffeeLike - 2cr
TeaSir - 2cr
HappyKaff - 2cr


Dinner

Hungry Clone Complete Dinner Meal: Chix Stix, Spicy Orange Dipping Sauce, Crunchee Nibs in Grease, Fiberlicious Smoothie, B3 Something Orange - 10cr

Hearty Hearty BrickLoaf with Special Sauce - 4cr
Cheez Pleezer - 7cr
Soylent Shake - 5cr
CoffeeLike - 2cr
TeaSir - 2cr
HappyKaff - 2cr
 
Tea
TeaSir - 2cr
CoffeeLike - 2cr
HappyKaff - 2cr
Li'l Sammichie - 3cr
Plain Skown - 1cr
Orange Skown - 3cr
Happiness Bar - 5cr
Water - 25cr

 
Quick Links
* FriendComputer.net
* dot PLC
* MCNet
* Nutrition Data

 
About
Eat This! is based on the hit show from HPD&MC. This cafeteria has no other relationship with HPD&MC and cannot get you your own vidshow, so stop asking.
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