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Shortage over
The shortage of Limited Edition Teela-O mousepads has been solved by building a new factory dedicated to producing the collectables. Since the value of these limited edition collectables is almost-guaranteed to skyrocket, why not buy three?

SupaExpress
PLC's award-winning delivery service is now offering a new delivery option. For a slight upcharge based on the package's contents, a Troubleshooter team will escort our postman to ensure the package is safe and on-time. Certain mandates may apply, see Troubleshooter HQ for more details.

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New ORANGE cafe opens in PLN Sector!

With the rise in the ORANGE citizen population of PLN Sector comes a corresponding need for more food services. PLC is here to make sure that happens! Upper Level 09, Corridor ped1131 is now the home of Eat This!, a cafe based on the hit vidshow of the same name--but without the hilareous hijinxs that leads to poor service and nutritional deficiencies!

The menu includes all the standard fare: soylent orange, ORANGEyouGladMeals, Happiness bars, a self-serve B3 fountain for all the Bouncy Bubble Beverage you want, and a real Orange (pending hydroponic availability). For a limited time only, you can buy a dish of soylent suprise, a meal based on the hit show! To read today's menu, please visit http://ORANGE.eatthis.plc.pln/eatthismenu.

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