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Expandable Backpack

Product details

Product Code: 999-238-661-5431
Price: 100 credits
Clearance: INFRARED and above
Options: Specify black, red or orange color when ordering.

Description


Always have room for your stuff with this expandable backpack! It has 16 vacuum-shrunk pockets that expand at the touch of a button, giving you control over your storage options. Includes hip belt and back protector for heavy loads. Available in INFRARED, RED, and ORANGE colors--please specify color when ordering. Must be of correct clearance to order colors.

“ Now I don't have to worry about carrying all my stuff. I just push a button and voila! Um ... hi Mr. Internal Security officer. Where did I hear the word 'voila'? Well ... that is ....
Percy-R-HHF-2, Troubleshooter (deceased)
”

ULTRAVIOLET clearance information

Each pocket (four on the right side, left side, bottom, and back) is .5 meters square and is connected to another pocket. When a tiny button located on each shrunken pocket is pressed, the pocket is quickly filled with hydrogen to expand it. Pockets cannot be opened until inflated, and the gas is released once opened. If the gas is not released, then characters will begin to float upwards, especially if several buttons are pressed at once. Don't forget that hydrogen is flammable; oh the humanity! Pockets cannot be reshrunk, so expect this backpack to have four 2-meter trails of fabric soon enough. Upon malfunction, every pocket inflates and the character has a mini-Hindenberg strapped to their back.


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