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Cancer-Free-Free Cigarettes
Product details
Product Code: 111-614-000-3238
Price: 5 credits
Clearance: ORANGE and above
Options: Available in filtered, non-filtered, and extra tar.
Description
Let the conspiracy fall! For too long these Old Reckoning-style cigarettes have been limited to the rich and powerful. Now you too can savor the full taste and rich body of cigarattes the way they were originally designed! Available in filtered, non-filtered, and extra tar. Cancer-free-free cigarettes - a taste available at any security clearance!
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My buddy died from these. Need any more proof that IntSec wants to keep the cancer-causing cigarettes all to themselves? Cathy-Y-CVD-3, Hygiene Officer
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ULTRAVIOLET clearance information
Some people join the Communists just because The Computer is against it (whatever The Computer hates must be good!). Therefore, some people want carcinogenic cigarettes just because The Computer pushes cancer-free versions. And if the people want something in this new-found capitalism, a service firm will provide it at slightly marked-up costs.
Filtered and non-filtered brands have the same effects as regular cigarettes. Extra tar, however, will cause a citizen to hack and cough for minutes after each puff. In Straight and Classic games, they will also get cancer in a few months. In Zap games, they get a monitor-sized tumor within a few hours.
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