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Credit Washer

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Product Code: 111-994-323-0210
Price: 3,000 credits 2,500 credits
Clearance: BLUE and above
Options: New licenses must adhere to all current mandates.

Description


Worried about the restrictive licenses on your plasticreds? Worry no more! Simply place your plasticreds inside the square holder and close the lid. Press "Wash" button and instantly remove all licenses to create universal-use plasticreds. Or, you can use the keypad on the lid to enter your own licenses! This unit can hold up to 300 plasticreds at a time. Why pay the Credit License Checkers firms a single credit when you can do their job youself?

“ I'll enjoy watching my Hygiene Officer spend plasticreds with the 'Only Good In ZZZ Sector' license! Teach her to fine me for dirty soles!
Marjorie-R-NCB-5, C&R Officer
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ULTRAVIOLET clearance information

This changes license-bearing plasticreds to universal-use plasticreds. Since plasticreds usually have some sort of license, universal-use ones make a lot of citizens very suspicious ('Um ... I just need to get a bag for your purchase! I keep them in the back by the confession booth! I'll be right back!'). Adding new licenses removes this suspicion. Upon malfuction, it replaces licenses with a ridiculously strict license that cannot be removed ('Only good for buying expired REDdimeals from the Armed Forces Commisary in DCF Sector.').


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