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Product Code: 111-513-451-5418
Price: 3,360 credits
Clearance: GREEN and above
Options: Additional instant CoffeeLike, TeaSir and HappyKaff are available for 30cr per bag.

Description


Comply with vital happiness regulations with the Hotbevbot! Not only does it brew three best-selling and approved hot beverages--CoffeeLike, TeaSir and HappyKaff--it also pours a cup and offers it with a happy saying! It's like a loyal friend who serves pleasantly warm beverages upon command. Don't let thirst or fatigue complicate your missions.

“ As long as you tape the mugs down, this thing is pretty useful! I really like a nice, hot cup of TeaSir after killing Commies!
Ian-O-WSA-6, Troubleshooter
”

ULTRAVIOLET clearance information

This bot looks like a large coffee urn with three spouts and tank treads. Four robotic arms extend from the urn, and a pile of mugs sits atop the urn. The urn is divided into three sections, each with its own spout. Once activated, the bot will heat the beverages to just below boiling and maintain that temperature. When the drinks are hot enough, the bot will offer a full mug to any clone in the same room until it runs out of beverage or is turned off.

Spare mugs are designed to be stored on the top of the urn, but this tends to make the bot top-heavy. It rarely falls over, but it will teeter ominously and occasionally drop an empty mug or two. If it does fall over, the urn will pop open and cover unlucky clones with near-boiling liquids (Energy, W4K). It comes with enough instant !CoffeeLike, !TeaSir, and !HappyKaff to make one batch of each. The bot will say, 'A toast ... to The Computer!' after every drink it dispenses. Yes, after every drink.


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