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Conversation Privatizer
Product details
Product Code: 666-220-307-4619
Price: 140 credits
Clearance: RED and above
Options: No options available.
Description
Keep your conversations away from prying eyes and ears! Helmets cover entire heads and stops all sounds from escaping. Patented HearHeretm tube connects helmets and allows users to hear each other. Each helmet has a tube port on the front, left side, right side, and back. Yes, these can be linked to allow group conversations! Helmets come with 3 buttons for privacy options: 1 for the minimum, and 3 for the max! Even prevents lip-reading and body language from revealing the intent of your talk!
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If anyone gets this message, please help! We are on the CVD bridge and need someone to press a button on these helmets! Benjamin-R-DXS-2, Equipment Officer
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ULTRAVIOLET clearance information
Button 1 turns the helmets and tube to its normal transparent state. Button 2 turns all connected helmets and tubes completely black so no one can read lips or facial expressions; it also prevents the users from looking out. Button 3 turns it all black but also activates a small spinal tap on the back of the helmet and paralyzes users from the neck down to prevent body language. How do they remove the helmets when button 3 has been pressed? Um ... good question. I'm sure they'll fix that in later versions. Tubes are 1 meter long, inflexible, and allow any number of helmets to be linked. Upon malfunction, the helmets and tubes cannot be removed from the characters who put them on.
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