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Staple Cannon

Product details

Product Code: 333-006-569-8214
Price: ~~780 credits~~ 680 credits!
Clearance: YELLOW and above (or by assignment)
Options: Price includes five shells. Additional shells are available at 50cr apiece.

Description

No more runaway traitors with this weapon! The Staple Cannon fires a giant staple--just like the ones used to attach forms together, only 1 meter long and 1/4 meter thick!--to pin a traitor against any large surface! The rectangular main body holds five staples while the two large rubber wheels allow this heavy object to be moved with ease. Adjustable tripod helps aim the cannon, which fires at the touch of a button. Just point and fire!

Seeing that mutie pinned to the reactor was priceless! I'm amazed it didn't cut her in half!
Ellen-O-ZZF-1, Troubleshooter

ULTRAVIOLET clearance information

Yes, it's a giant staple gun. It looks and handles a lot like a Napoleonic-era cannon, requiring several clones (and rounds) to set up and fire. The report is very loud--Snafu to all nearby clones. Any poor sucker hit by one of these is indeed pinned to a wall, floor or whatever is behind him, even if he's killed outright (Impact, M2K).

The staples will damage whatever surface they're fired at, and will most likely rupture any pipes or wires built in the wall, floor, etc. Whoever fires this will have to explain why they shouldn't be fined for causing all that damage. Then again, being on the aiming end of the staple cannon might be explanation enough.