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History

Some people still remember the Great Troubleshooter Shoot-Out in Year 209, where thirty-nine Troubleshooter teams took on a combined Mutant-Commie army numbering in the thousands. Although filled with the spirit and bravery like all Troubleshooters, our teams were decimated by the Mutant-Commie army. Post-massacre analysis idicated the teams were treasonously under-equiped because there wasn't enough gear for all the Troubleshooters.

In Year 210, The Computer ordered Research & Development to create a division that would specifically design new equipment for Troubleshooters. The hope was that a renewed emphasis on proper Troubleshooter gear would prevent similar debacles. The paperwork for a new type of service firm cleared in Year 212, and ground broke for the firm's offices in Year 213. Finally, They Surrender R&D came into existance.

Mission Statement

To create cutting-edge equipment for the offensive, defensive, gear, and other-related needs of today's Troubleshooter teams. This equipment must include the latest technology, be built following the latest quality and safety mandates and be within the price range of the average Troubleshooter as much as possible.

Ideas Welcome

This firm remains committed to providing quality merchandice for the Troubleshooter on the go. That means we are willing to listen to you! If you have an idea for some new equipment, from weapons to boots, then please send us a note explaining your idea.

If we pick your idea and develop it into an actual product, we will credit you with the original idea! Unfortunately, sector mandates forbid giving any financial credits to you, but rest assured your name will be on the site!

“ If it weren't for this firm, half of my teams would never have succeeded. Their equipment is responsible for saving more missions, and lives, than I care to count. Thank you, They Surrender R&D!
Emily-G-BLM-3, Briefing Officer
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