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They Surrender R&D is pleased to introduce our online catalogue! Our firm is contantly creating new products, so please check back often!

Offense - Defense - MBD - Gear - Other

Offense

Here you'll find the latest in Offensive products, from state-of-the-art weapons to other kinds of weapons!

Assault Laser Rifle: Lay down surpressive fire with the latest in laser rifle technology!

Mini Cone Rifle: a standard cone rifle with a modified bolt/loader mechanism to fire minaturized shells!

Staple Cannon: No more runaway traitors with this weapon!

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Defense

Here you'll find the latest in Defensive products, from state-of-the-art armors to self-defense items!

Mace: Never feel nervous on the transbot again!

Conversation Privatizer: Keep your conversations away from prying eyes and ears!

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Mandatory Bonus Duty

Products specifically tailored for the exacting demands of Team Leaders, Hygiene Officers, Equipment Officers, Loyalty Officers, Happiness Officers and Commincations & Recording Officers.

TSC Strategy Guide: Helps the Team Leader become an effective Tactical Situation Commander.

Multicorder Lens Pack: Never be accused of treasonously boring recordings during a debriefing again!

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Gear

Here you'll find all kinds of products to make the overall Troubleshooting experience even more safe and happy than it already is!

Area Damage Slide Rule: Now you can quickly and easily compute possible damage to surrounding areas!

BD7900 Universal Calibrator:You need to take some measurements--but can your trust those readings?

Cyberneck: With a Cyberneck, backstabbing will be a thing of the past!

Expandable Backpack: Always have room for your stuff with this expandable backpack!

Hands-Free PDC Headset: Simply place your PDC in the holder, fit the headset around your head and there you go! Overstock sale!

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Other

When we have a product that's too good to miss but doesn't fit into any neat category, we list them here. Enjoy!

Big Fat Liars: Medication that helps every lie become the truth.

Cancer-Free-Free Cigarettes: Now you too can savor the full taste and rich body of cigarattes the way they were originally designed!

Credit Washer: Worried about the restrictive licenses on your plasticreds? Worry no more!

Hotbevbot: It's like a loyal friend who serves pleasantly warm beverages upon command.

Waldobot: This little bot is perfect for dangerous situations!

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Sometimes I just send my teams to this website for outfitting. It's often quicker, easier and cheaper than the standard PLC outfitting--especially in terms of replacement clones!
Wilbur-B-OXC-4, Briefing Officer