Overthrow The Computer!
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It has ruled over us for 214 miserable years, forcing the masses to toil for it's whims, while the so-called High Programmers live in luxury. The Computer continues to abuse the INFRAREDs to death! Is there nothing that can be done to stop The Enemy?
There is! Join the Communists and fight back against your oppressors! Comrade, you have only to lose your chains and the occasional clone! In fact, just by visitng this page you have proven yourself worthy! That is why we have already recorded your name, cmail address, and PDC wireless port from your browser's cache. Welcome to the Revolution!
× The Inevitable Revolution Starts With You!
When you joined the Communists, you gained a horde of comrades ready to defend you with their very lives! We have regular meetings where you can meet like-minded comrades, sign up for Voluntary Attack/Liberation Soviets, and even join the spirited debate at The People's Revolutionary Committee! At our meetings, all citizens are equal regardless of credits, clearance, or job title! A party official will be by shortly with times and dates.
Do not listen to the lies of The Computer and its deluded minions - you are not a terrorist! You are a freedom fighter who is willing to make any sacrifice in the name of the Glorious Inevitable Revolution of the People Against the Oppressors! You may even help other comrades, some completely ignorant of the Communist truths, to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of the Revolution! You are truly an equal opportunity sacrificer!
So sign up now! Join the ranks of famous Communists like Groucho Marx, Vladimir Lennon, and Sen. Paul McCarthy! Together, we can move the Complex!
