Mystics!
Trippy netsite, man!
 

This is it, man!

You need to free your mind! This is really it. Things can happen but only if you let them. You can't force it, man! Don't even try to force it. It won't work! It's like, the more you try to force it, you know?

Then it like resists until you give up, and then it goes all crazy! It's like ... you know, like it was destined to be there. But dude, you gotta give up first, and then you can do anything.

What were we talking about?


Trip on this!

I know! I'm like, where's the fork, but then I'm like, it's right there, and then I'm all like, dude!

If you're starting to freak out, take one tab of oxyflucocillin quick! And if you come down too much, try a little cyclopyradrine cut with just a bit of flerglenex.


Narc alert!

Dude, don't even think about selling to Dina-O-DES-3! She's like a registered mutant working for IntSec, and she can read minds! So don't think about selling to Dina-O or you're busted!

Got it? Don't think about selling to Dina-O-DES-3! We cool?