the Golden Arches await you
The Computer doesn't want you to know about the truth. The High Programmers don't want you to know the truth. Other societies just don't understand the truth. But we do.
And so can you.
A lot has been lost, but with your help we can reclaim our past. YOU are heir to the sword of King Lancelot Arthur, the small step of Neil Patrick Armstrong, and the teflon of Ronald Bush Reagan. Choose your own destiny and work as a cowboy on the oven range, a coach leading players to touch the downs, or a play-by-your-own-rules detective that takes no sense.
how you can help
- Shape your Soylent into tubes and patties as Presidents intended food to be shaped.
- Do not call them Communists - they are Terrorists.
- Say slogans from the days of old: Good To The Last Drop, Better RED Than Dead, and Certain State Laws May Apply.
- Make the Hand Sign of Peace - raise your middle finger.
- Build a shrine to one of the Old Gods like Lordie, Elvis, Porn, or Credit.
how to contact us
Send a cmail to us at aolwindows@netscape.firefox.rom, or look for one of our roving Vidshow Teams. If you see a vidshow so alive, so entertaining, so ... right, then you have seen an Old Reckoning artifact. Contact the citizen who set up the viewing.
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