Welcome to sierraclub.net, the gray subnet home to the Sierra Club.

If this is your first visit, know the truth: you are being lied to.

  • The Outdoors is not radioactive in most places.
  • Giant Radioactive Mutant Cockroaches are a myth.
  • Trees are mostly harmless.
  • Bears of all colors are friendly and only get aggressive around forest fires.
  • Humans live in the Outdoors and are free from oppression, surveillance, and indoor plumbing.

Humanity was born in the Outdoors, so we should return to the Outdoors. You wouldn't expect a bot to live out there, would you? No! Then why are we forced to live in hallways and rooms under harsh lighting and air conditioning? It is unnatural!

Don't trust us? That's understandable since you have been lied to all your life! See for yourself. Go to BDK Sector, level AG/1, hallway PED[1101] and look for a 2-meter vent with a piece of Red ribbon tied to it. Remove the vent and climb the ladder up. Be prepared--the truth is up there!

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