Are you ready for the truth? Are you ready to love Mother Nature?
Unfortunately, we cannot take everyone. Some people are too far gone and cannot be saved. Please ask yourself the following questions:
- Do I demand heat and air conditioning in my hut?
- Do I enjoy the warm, comforting smell of mud?
- Can I run really fast if I accidentally disturb a nest of wasps?
- Can I eat bark?
- Am I secretly a member of Internal Security out to destroy the Sierra Club?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the questions above, then you are not ready. Return when you can, but for now you should go.
If you are ready, then the Sierra Club welcomes you. You may visit one of our settlements in the Outdoors, or you can send a cmail to Sister Twinkle Twinkle Little Star That's Only Visisble During The Cold Monthcycles at sisterttlstovdtcm@GRAY.sierraclub.pdr.
