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27-05-214: Remember the old saying: Glowing red, touch it you're dead; glowing green, mutationing. While it's not a great rhyme, it can save your life.

 

24-05-214:As Team Tango-44 recently found out, make sure there's an elevator car in that elevator shaft. An observant team is a successful team.

 

19-04-214:Hygiene is everyone's business. If your Hygiene Officer fails to spot something, point it out to him. He'll be glad that you did!.

 

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A new entry in the list of Computer-approved missions, that's what's new! Mission DB205/aa, otherwise known as Dog Duty, has been approved for release to the general Alpha Complex citizenry. Revel in the heroic tales of a Troubleshooter and their pet dogbot. Such loyalty! Such entertainment! Please note: failure to properly revel will result in fines and/or public censure.
 
So head on over to the Missions section and give it a gander! Please note: any other classification of viewing such as peeking, perusing, and/or a once-over does not count as a gander--please see mandate TMHP 330.55/f "Classification of Viewing by Time, Comprehension, and Eyeball Wear".

 

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Featured Citizen

Congratulations to Eileen-Y-MLR! While initial field data suggested she was hiding in a closet while her team fought--and died!--against the powerful mutant known as Mr. Pickles, it was soon clarified that she was in fact following orders to ambush the mutant. Of her entire team, only she followed instructions to the letter and waited for the mutant to turn it's well-muscled back.


Let this be a lesson to all Troubleshooters out there: don't think about your orders, just obey them!

 

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