Welcome to the Mission section of THQ. Here you will find records detailing some of the most exciting, glamorous, and important missions ever assigned to a Troubleshooter team, as well as some of the best Troubleshooter teams ever assembled. It can take up to seven monthcycles to approve a mission for general reading, so please be patient if you're waiting for your favorite mission to appear.
Missions have been rated by [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]. These ratings are listed by the terms Classic, Straight, or Zap.
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Dog Duty: A Classic (and sometimes Straight) mission surrounding Project Kiko, a new way to detect mutants using a ... well, it looks like a dogbot but smells like a Commie's furry hat. Is this thing from the Outdoors?
- This is the PDF version
- Unfortunately, Commie sabotage limits this download to PDF format only. Please don't cry.
Certifiable: A mission that blends both Classic and Zap flavors where Troubleshooters must take the Troubleshooter Certification Exam before going on the shortest mission in the history of Alpha Complex. Designed especially for new people, this mission comes in the usual formats.
The data for the Troubleshooter team that succeeded in this mission, Team TTL34, can be found on our Teams page.
Invasion, Minus The Actual Troops: A Straight mission involving a missing Armed Forces regiment, a Commie Mutant Traitor army, an abandoned sector and the Troubleshooters who get to play with all three. The mission comes in several formats for your reading pleasure.
The data for the Troubleshooter team that succeeded in this mission, Team BCT, can be found on our Teams page.
Hates Them Meeses To Pieces: A Classic mission where RED Troubleshooters are assigned to investigate the source of an INFRARED riot. Then they have to capture a rogue bot which isn't a bot (but it really is). The mission comes in several formats for your reading pleasure.
The data for the Troubleshooter team that succeeded in this mission can be found on our Teams page.
R&D Field Tests: Research and Design needed some trustworthy, talented individuals to test some experimental equipment in the field. Unfortunately, this mission is still being declassified.
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We put these missions online for the PARANOIA community in hopes that some people will play it and enjoy it. So download it, pass it along, whatever. With one exception: please do not pass this off as your own work and try to get it published.
Do we really think someone would be so low as to try and make money off our work? Not really, but it's one of those things where, if we never put up any disclaimer, we'd be seeing our work in Signs & Portents under some other name.
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